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usuf

#181 ·

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Previously on Jijiji Jijiji-ch, Sandy was the last one to get hooked up to the computer. Now if you want your husband back, type J-E-E-J into the computer. Jijiji-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi. I got everyone. Mwahaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. And now we're returning you to your regularly scheduled chaos. The people hooked up to my computer are easy targets, as they cannot do anything for themselves. So now I will kill them. I'll start with Shelly over here. I never liked her anyways. Ha ha ha. She's dead. She never deserved to live anyway. And now let's kill Bobby. That Bobby is a piece of work. And he's very annoying. Why was he my son? Why did I help Shelly give birth to him? Sandy is next. That Sandy is a trash bag. She didn't deserve that crappy excuse of a life. This was literally the easiest one to kill. She was a weak, pathetic being. Now, last but not least, Rocco, a.k.a. Roco. I can't even begin to start with him because of everything he's done like when he accidentally took a poop in his mouth. Or when he put his pants in my car. It smelled so bad. And I will never forget the time he accidentally spilled his drink on my head. Or when he woke me up with a big loud burp. Everyone is dead. Mwahahahaha.

usuf

#182 ·

me and my friend made those last year. it was based off of a dream where I was hooking people up to a computer, typeing j e e j, and they would seizure out, and go jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej.

techboy

#186 ·

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Hello, I am a cool robot, I spit an accent from a non-play citizen for pity humans in the area that people home is for is scary to the children because humans have things that go po-po-po-panditils robots eat round dolls.

Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM

techboy

#187 ·

that was gregger tts saying, "heloo, aj, am ej kul robot wois wit an axent from onnon plejs, it iz in wor wit ti hjumans in ti aria tat wi kol hom. Tis wor iz skerj tu ti cildren bikoz hjumans hev tings tat go pop pop pop and it kils robots wit raund bols."
Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM

mad-gamer

#188 ·

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Accessibility voiceover speed great voiceover remote button voiceover remote off on voiceover remote allows you to connect to and control another Apple device. The target device must be running iOS 17.0 or later. Connections heading add connection button.

Enes

#189 ·

Haha, I wouldn't be surprised if Apple added such a feature when they still have to resolve basic problems. I hope to be able to let you listen to some of my feedback straight from the Feedback app on my iPhone in the relevant thread. Or perhaps my blog. So check the forum and my blog for updates.

nikolai

#190 ·

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I don't think they could though. Apple has recently spent media time complaining about how the EU might be forcing them to commit to unlock IOS devices for sideloading, and how this would endanger the security of IOS users and stuff. Implementing this kind of feature would fly in the face of that because it could add a new, and somewhat annoying, attack vector for scammers. They will still abuse the hell out of it if they think they can though.

Like imagine this conversation:

Victom: "Why is my phone talking?"
Scammer: "That is just our robotic server sir because we are going to fix your phone right now. Sir, do one thing ok? swipe right on your screen."

Edited to fix typos.

Enes

#191 ·

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Sure, right you are. I don't want to turn this into a whole off-topic discussion but much of my feedback concerns Apple's own crappy bugs. I have corrected several mistranslations in Turkish already. Don't know what the situation is for other languages. I will hopefully be able to post that recording soon.

mattcurtis

#192 ·

I feel like this is edited, because IOS 17's beta isn't even out yet, besides, IOS 16 just came out like not even 2 weeks ago?
Matt

usuf

#196 ·

So will I, because right before ios16 was in beta, a friend made a edited recording of eloquence and espeak being on ios16, and when he installed the beta on his phone, we both shit our pants when we saw eloquence as an option along with some others.

nikolai

#197 ·

They must be listening! You might want to immediately trash your apple devices, and all devices they have connected to.
:d

Enes

#198 ·

I have more things to do before laughing if I notice they outright ignore well-written and elaborate feedback explaining their crappy bugs and instead listen in on our conversations to implement such shit that I might never need.

bomberman29

#199 ·

guys, there is a voiceover remote to control, for example, iphone with your apple watch. but it is not in voiceover, but somewhere in the accessibility. it called (control nearby devices) i think. my iphone is in russian so i don't know

nikolai

#200 ·

@Enes, Yep. A lot of people would. At that point I'dd probably either lose what little faith in humanity we have left, or be convinced that we live in some sort of bad simulation.

Also, in order to try to get this thread back on topic, I give you:

Rick and Morty visits Microsoft Sam, Incomplete.

I had to stop during production because the Ai I was working with had serious pronunciation issues. Anyways, Enjoy.
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