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Morty! Morty! Wake up! We're going to Central Lake, Morty! What the hell are you doing? We're gonna steal the tacos, Morty! God damn it! So where are we going? You know, sleeping isn't an option. You sleep eight hours at a time on average, Morty. That's over 33% of the entire cycle. You know what you could be doing with that time? Yeah, sleeping. Yeah, you could do that if you were a lame-ass bitch. Or you could partake in the delectable experience of Sweet Highway Cookies, baby. I'm a lame-ass bitch. I am a lame-ass bitch. Can't argue with that. All right, we're coming up on it now. Are you gonna tell me what this place is? Welcome to Thunderbirds 101, Morty. The place where text-to-speech skits come to, well, be realized. There's a guy I know here who goes by the name of Microsoft Sam. And he has the greatest cookies, Morty. And we are here to get our hands on them. Yeah, Highway Cookies. What the fuck are those? Highway Cookies. The best cookies on Earth, too. Possibly in the entire universe. Come on! Wait, what the fuck is this? To be continued, maybe. Oh, my God. What's going on? Oh, my God.