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hozosch

#161 ·

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Wow, this reminds me of eloquence. It kind of reminds me of eloquence 3.3, and in the latest eloquence 6.1 demo, they also show the emphasizing of words like that.

hozosch

#163 ·

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Oh yes, that explains why I was reminded of it. So actually, when you've got the backquote voice tags on, you can do it right there. by going
No, timathy is `2 not the best speaker, `3 I'm the best.

GeorgeWu

#165 ·

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That's pretty good. Where can I get this speech synthesizer?

hozosch

#169 ·

@ post 197 yes, those are emphasize levels.

starchild

#170 ·


over and out. I stand with the people of Palestine

GeorgeWu

#171 ·

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Nice.

thespyde

#172 ·

Hilarious!
Strange, Troubled Times...

musicman5464

#173 ·

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Are we there yet? No, Harry. Be patient. Well, I don't know about you, but I could use the shower. Care to join me, sweet cheeks? You're out of line, Commander. Oh, come on. It's just a joke. Well, I'm not laughing. Oh, you should take it as a compliment. It looks like you haven't been with a man since Dr. McCoy started wearing the pants. I have a boyfriend. Ah. I bet he's a lucky man to wake up to that face every morning. You two stop fighting right now, or I'm going to turn this starship around and go back the way we came. Fine. Are we there yet? No, honey. Push the pretty buttons, why don't you? Okie dokie. Captain, I must warn you. As you know, Vulcans must mate once every seven years. Well, it's been six years, eleven months, and thirty days, and, as humans would say, I'm horny as hell. If Tuvok's mating instinct takes hold of him, no woman on the ship is safe. Poor Tuvok. Ha ha ha ha ha. Or men. Oh my god. Excuse me. I'll just sit over here, Commander Tosigbe. Activate emergency medical holographic program. Doctor, are you there? Oh, that doesn't work anymore. I hooked the doctor to a clapper. Cass, what's that? You know, clap on. Please state the nature of the medical. Cool. Please stop doing that, you little son of a- No very bad. Sorry. Can you hear me, Doctor? Yes, Captain. Please inform Mr. Kim that his next physical will be exceptionally painful. Uhhh. We need your opinion about Mr. Tuvok. Ah. You need the doctor to pull that bug out of his butt? Well, if you're not too, uh, no, no. His seven year mating cycle is almost here and we need your help. Frankly, we're fearing for our lives. You should. My wife calls me the Energizer Bunny. Dammit, Doctor. What do you suggest? Um, restraints? Nope. Drugs? Uh huh. A really good issue of Playboy. Shut up, Harry. Well, I see only one alternative then. And what would that be? You're not going to like it. Doctor, I am a Vulcan. I can neither like or dislike your suggestion. Now, what is it? Uh, castration. What does that mean? I'll explain later, Harry. Tuvok, are you okay? If it will protect the crew, I will make the sacrifice. Excellent. I'll see you at 1500 hours. Wow. I've never castrated anyone before. Well, not on purpose anyway. Should Neelix hear about this? The view switch is to 60. Okay, 100 bucks says he'll show. Tuvok isn't crazy. 100 bucks says he won't. Dammit. Ah, right on time. Are you ready, Mr. Tuvok? Yeah. Are you sure? You look as pale as a ghost. Continue. Doctor, can we try out the new photon scalpel? Ah, I have it up a little too high. Oh no, that is the correct setting. Wait just a minute. That crazy isn't coming near my with that thing. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Commander, you are not acting logically. Logic? I'm over here. Jayway to security chief. Yes, Captain. Bastard. He's always one step ahead. The briefing room. Everybody is there, minus Tuvok and the doctor. We've searched the entire ship and there is no sign of Tuvok. We wouldn't have to search the ship if someone hadn't taken apart the sensor array to see how it worked. Ahem. Harry. Don't look at me. Don't look. Stop looking at me. Well, we have to find him before he does something to one of us. Don't worry. We will. And soon. How much time do we have? According to my calculations, Valana, one hour. Ship's corridor, 59 minutes later, the commander is walking to a turbolift. Hello, Commander. Ah, hi, ah, hi. Computer, stop turbolift. Tuvok, I did. What are you looking at? This isn't funny. Tuvok, no. Bridge Ops. Captain, I swear I hear someone screaming in a turbolift. Now, Harry, what have I told you? I told you about fibbing. The turbolift. Tuvok, stop right there. That's an order, mister. I have a phaser, I mean it. Stop. The bridge again. Kim has his ear to the lift doors. I'm not fibbing, Captain. I think Commander Chakotay is screaming in a turbolift. Harry, now why would the commander be screaming in a turbolift, huh? Oh, my God. Harry, get those doors open. Sir, a man, a captain. The turbolift. Tuvok, I don't want to kill you, but I will just stay straight.

Regards, Joseph

samir2020

#174 ·

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haha yeah that that kind of reminds me of family guy if you guys know what is that i mean the the beginning like are we there yet no are we there no are we there yet no it was so

samir2020

#175 ·

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Cutie cat is late. Cutie cat is late. She's a cutie and she's so fuzzingly late. Oh, cutie cat's a cutie. Cutie cat is late. She's a cutie and she's so fuzzingly late.

samir2020

#176 ·

I don't know if that thinggy is posted already, if it is, sorry about that, but I found it vey funny!

thespyde

#177 ·

It is now, lol.
Strange, Troubled Times...

mattcurtis

#178 ·

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Baila el tiflo chiqui que mola mogollón, lo bailan en la once y también en la pensión, dale tiflo chiqui al armin de la tiflo, que el tiflo chiqui lo pone mutontito, lo baila el window, lo baila linux, lo ponen en la radio mi amor ya tu sabes, lo bailan los brothers también los neopex, y los americanos incluso en inglés, Jake y Flochiqui se baila así, 1. Bienvenido a Windows, 2. Error del programa, 3. Inaccesible, 4. Se ha bloqueado, baila tiflo chiqui, baila tiflo chiqui, lo bailan los ciegos también los frikis, lo bailan en la once, lo bailan en el tres, se van en calzoncillos, empiezan a correr, lo canta lo cuendo, lo canta a sanz y telón, lo pasan por correo, esto no es spam, y fuimos a la once y al centro de la ciudad, pusimos chiqui chiqui y empezaron a bailar, bailar, bailar, bailar, Jake y Flochiqui se baila así, 1. Bienvenido a Windows, 2. Error del programa, 3. Inaccesible, 4. Revolución,

Matt

usuf

#180 ·

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Okay, Bobby, stay right there. Wait, what- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP! Perfect. Now, let's type J-E-E-J into the computer. Okay. Yes. Enter. Yes. Wahahahahahahahaha. Jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej. Shelly, come here. Yes? Oh my goodness! Bobby, what happened to you? You're next. Wahahahahahahahaha. Wait, no- Wahahahahahahahaha. Okay, let's do this again. Jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej. Hey, yo, Rocko, buddy. Can you come here, please? Sure. Yo, Reed, what's good? We will see. Okay. Wait, what, Reed? What are you doing? I thought we were friends. Wahahahahahahahaha. Rocko, type J-E-E-J into the computer. Okay. Jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej. Hey, Sandy. Oh my god, Rocko. What happened? Oh my god. Don't you dare. Ahahahahahahaha. If you want your husband back, type J-E-E-J into the computer. Jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej. I got everyone. Wahahahahahahahahahaha.

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