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megabanaan English 2023-08-12 14 votes

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what is the dumbest, stupitest, randomest, craziest thing you ever did?

  • I'm stupid on my own, so I don't really know.

  • ban me freands other acount on a group on skype

  • I did a python script that writes a huge file untill a disk is full!

  • So the story goes that I was 9 years old and I was in a boarding school. Yes? The thing is, dad came to pay me a surprise visit and bring me home, and in my happiness I ran and hit my head on an iron and injured myself near my eye. Now you only can see it visually if you pay close atention and if you see.

  • shit, and throw the toilet paper into the field. what fucking shit, then a goat had shit on its back.

  • meeting you

  • Stupitest lmfao

  • ...

  • K

  • 77444jjfiie eejjf fffueee, ffjjemnffjjeiiff.

  • making this poll I guess

  • fuck your mother

  • putting my headset microphone in the computer hole, which made me electrocute loooooooooool

what is a thing you want to do once in your life

  • skydiving

  • live

  • Go to jazz jam session somewhere abroat, maybe in america or canada, maybe in new york

  • Travel a lot.

  • kill you

  • This one actually made me think. I don't even know how I should specify on a single one.

  • ...

  • DK

  • 8844iitrruuggjjgg,, rrjjffuueee. ffjjeuyyff, rruyefffnff.

  • IDK

  • go for a run, like arround the city

whitch language do you hate the most?

  • spanish

  • Hate? well, esperanto maybe.

  • These who sound satanic.

  • Chinese.

  • your language

  • French

  • Arabic or something?

  • ...

  • DK

  • 88444r4rrrrrrhh3 rrjj ff reehdfd dddjjww,,mdf,,.

  • nothing, i love all languages, but maybe indian

what is the battery procentage of ur phone right now?

  • 55%

  • 55

  • Pi, 3.1415926

  • 98%

  • 79%

  • 69 percent

  • Lmfao I ain't gonna check for you right now. Give me a reason you care other than idk and I'm bored

  • 80%

  • 67%

  • 77448rrruutttuu4 rrjrruu33iirrr,,.

  • to lazy to look

  • i don't really know where is my phone rn, as always

what eat do you like the most?

  • I'm fine wit a lot of things, there' just so many foods out there that I can't decide, I like it all. Eggs, if they are the main part of something and I can taste them, will not be eaten by me. They are find in cakes, cookies, things like that though where I can't taste them.

  • bad gramer don't know

  • really many

  • I don't know what to choose. And can this stop switching my keyboard language to russian?

  • noodle stew

  • nothing

  • What eat?

  • ...

  • Huh?

  • jfiieeejjfffme,, ffjjrr6633788rrrjff, eejj3yyrrr.

  • much

  • you mean food? Um, nuggets, with a verry verry verry hot spicies

what do you like about yur self?

  • I guess I'm always moving and I know my body. I don't really know how to answer that.

  • don't know not a narsisest to that exstent

  • i'm a man who likes very strange experiments with programming

  • Nothing.

  • I am honest. and the good size of the friend. na, just kidding. How calm I can be sometimes.

  • everything, but the most? My big dick

  • Being quiet most of time.

  • My honesty regarding some things and sometimes a kind of sensitivity, but in a positive way.

  • idk

  • Nothing.

  • jffii33jjrkkf ffjj237338853hrhrrrjjff,.

  • IDK

  • nothing

who is a selebrity you want to meet some time?

  • don't warship idels

  • Oleg Akkuratov, although he's a great russian blind jazz pianist and singer!

  • There's a lot of them, yes. But I'm too shy.

  • messi, cosculluela, duki, eminem

  • hot girls

  • Ain't any. I don't think well of them.

  • idk

  • None.

  • jjfiirrr..ffkkf ffjjeiiffjjffm,e.

  • nobody

  • billie eilish

what are you going to change if you are the president of the world for 1 day?

  • Nothing, I don't want that much responsibility.

  • get rid of the deapstate

  • make all inaccessible apps illegal!

  • I'd probably get overwhelmed and have a heart attack.

  • I would kill the old daughter of a thousand whore of Cristina Fernandes de Kirchner, and all the jerks who follow her. In addition to that, it would improve the quality of life of those most in need. it would improve the world economy, a, and it would improve accessibility.

  • every girl needs to go to bed with me

  • Promote christianity

  • ...

  • Global peace, bitch.

  • jjri3i333jjruurrlrkk rrjjjrii333,r rrjj3iirr.

  • IDK

  • the education system

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

  • There's two chickens required for an egg, so manybe the first egg hatched two chickens, a male and a female. Then the female's eggs, from then on, could only produce eggs capable of only supporting one chick.

  • the chicken

  • well, the egg. because before chickens there were many egg making animals.

  • My fear of spiders.

  • my penis

  • me

  • The earth.

  • potato

  • Egg.

  • 77555uut tttjjt ttjj4ii44, rrjj3iirrjj3.

  • the eck

  • the rooster

whitch language sounds the most agresive in your opinion, and why?

  • german because most people think that becuase they hear hitler speaking and use tht as their only sorse of german

  • nicht deutsch. I think it depends on the mood of the speaker. But idi nahuy suka blyat is agressive!

  • German. When they're angry they sound like a big dog doing roarrrrrrrrr at you.

  • dutch

  • French danish or arabic. Idk how french is liked.

  • ...

  • DK

  • 884499ttttggjj4iirr.,,f.

  • rushan, it's just so attacking lol

what are you going to create if you had the ability to make your own dream world

  • The whole place's atmosphere and emotional wellbeing of someone would probably be controlled by the people on swings in their backyards nd how they feel at the time. Temperature would be about 23C in the day with some light sunlight and low humidity, dropping to 20 before 17 00 and maybe a low each night of about 12 to 14? These are averages for the place I would want to be, but I would also make it to where I could go and feel any climate when I wanted to. The first average temperatures, the ones I just listed, would be those for the summer. Of course, it would get hotter and cooler sometimes, but that's the average. I want some snow in the winter and more sun in the winter so I can actually go outside and do things. Low humidity would also be there so it's not too cold.

  • don't know

  • don't know really. Wish if my creations are not leeding to chaos

  • Freezing time. Imagine moving things around and scaring people and so on.

  • I don't know

  • girls with big tits

  • A magical forest with different places, and a hidden entrance leading to the one and only true heaven where god is.

  • ....

  • Not sayin.

  • jjfiieeuuffjje ffjjff, ffjjeuufff.

  • a peaceful world, with no tired, no cry, no sadness, no hurt, no pain

are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges, or is orange called orrange because orranges are orrange?

dk
14% 2 votes
dc
36% 5 votes
the first one
7% 1 votes
the second one
0% 0 votes
no idea
43% 6 votes

feedback?

  • The fruit orange is named after the color. That last thing made no sense.

  • for what

  • well, great!

  • There was once a princess who smelled of sweat. And she had a goat, and a small and beautiful frog. And the frog loved the princess. But the princess was attracted to human boys. So the goat ate the princess.

  • It was spectacular. good survey.

  • Rofl.

  • Bs.

  • ...

  • N

  • 944400tttggjjeiir rrjjff, rffjj3uuerrf.

  • the oranges thing, i really didn't understand it, silly