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what is your most idiotic storys where you scroo up something horibly

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#1 mike

hello guys
I was at a resteront one day in about disember 2018: I was finiht and was about to go out of the resteront when sudenly I just drop the water bottle that was in my leather bag: the zipper is brooke so I just keped it there: when I bent down the check it: I just cut my hand it was not nice: the resteront had to clean it up in 1 hour because of me

if you want to talk to me just talk to me stop gaucking at me
2019-09-04 09:08

#2 Monkey999

lol, I broke a barby house in a resto rant
I wast with my sister in a playroom of the restorant, and there was a barby house and I thought it was a swing, so I begon to sit on it and move it.
My sister was saying it wasn't a swing, but I wasn't listening and she also tryed to use it as a swing and it brook, we got to go to house and they never knoed thet it was us braking thet thing roflflfl, btw, they never replased it.

And that, is why you shouldn't do this.
2019-09-24 21:40

#3 mike

I was at school one day and I was fuckifyed by my teacher! bye bye!

if you want to talk to me just talk to me stop gaucking at me
2019-09-28 06:11

#4 Defender

Buddy, just go on reddit okay? There are several entire communities meant specifically for this there, and you will get much better answers, and many more of them too.


2019-09-30 08:29

#5 mike

roflflflflfl!

if you want to talk to me just talk to me stop gaucking at me
2019-09-30 08:34

#6 bomberman29

onetime the amazon alexa reminded me to call my friend at night. because, when i changed my location to my exact location, the timezone went 11 hours later! it shouldn't do that hahaha

2019-10-11 16:01

#7 mike

stupid fuckifyed alexa;

if you want to talk to me just talk to me stop gaucking at me
2019-10-14 11:22

#8 aldenmaster

It is kind of funny, but most of the glass I break is mason jars. I was playing with my sister once, and was plugging something in. I went to move my arm forward, and I hit something. I had knocked over a mason jar, and it took a second before it rolled off and broke very loudly on the floor. I felt tiny pieces of glass hit my sock, and it was really bad. Another time, I was trying to get my cat off the counter, and there was a mason jar there. So, I went to pick him up, and knocked the jar into the sink. It broke. Another one about my cats, they broke a mason jar while I was reading.

Off the spinner, to the skinner, it chops off layers, now I'm thinner.
2020-01-03 15:24

#9 aldenmaster

And defender, stop defending all the time. Elten is meant for this kind of stuff. If you don't like it, then don't sign up for it!

Off the spinner, to the skinner, it chops off layers, now I'm thinner.
2020-01-24 23:38

#10 ArcticMoon

I agree with Defender. These stories are rather stupid than funny IMHO.


2020-01-26 19:20

#11 techboy

alden the glass breaking ones were funny

Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM
2021-02-16 20:19