BigDickRandy introduction

On Halloween, there will be a Nigga
You gon' take his peen'
He's big and black, he will take your candy
That Nigga's name is Big Dick Randy
Aye, Big, Big Dick Randy
He take booty, not just candy, he dress up like he a granny
Then he be waiting for Niggas to walk off alone
He make sure they ain't near no home
He sneak up, and he let out a moan
He rip off your booty and then he is gone
I remember one day, it was like 2012
It was Big Randy, I could just tell
He took my booty and I couldn't yell
I got to the house, Mama said, "Where is yo' ass and where is yo' candy?"
And I said, "Mama, it was Big Dick Randy!
He came out of nowhere, oh God, he appeared
And then he ran off with my rear
He took my whole booty and all of my candy
But you should be lucky that I'm even here
Randy's the real deal, he usually finish the kill
I guess I got lucky
I don't know how I made it out of there alive
Before that big Nigga could fuck me
[Refrain]
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons
[Bridge]
Ahh, DigBar, bring that ass back here!
No! Get away from me!
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!
Please!
Ahh!
[Verse 2]
Aye, if he get you, you cannot escape
So just be ready 'cause that booty's gonna get raped
Randy's takin' everybody, he ain't scared of nothin'
It's Halloween, so he'll turn that booty to his pumpkin
He dresses up as granny, it's a disguise
Then he walks up on you and looks you dead in yo' eyes
The **** just be like, "Hey, wassup? How was your night?"
Then he catch 'em off-guard when he start fuckin' they butt with his pipe
He do it so good, he do it so right
He takin' the booties on Halloween night
And if yo' cake end is tight, he's gonna take it alright
So don't even put up a fight

twinkle twinkle stay inside, big dick randy did not die

"Dear all trick-or-treaters, I'm coming back for that ass
If I ain't get that butt last year then this year it's getting smashed
I ain't pulling up in no granny costume, that shit hard to run in
I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gon' get this fun in"

Nigga

are? You? Siri? Us? Why does this thing exist?

as my bro rudolf said : more you react, mor we have fun of it

Are: you: still: here? Must: we: have: to: hear: your: anoing: crying?

you're literally doing the same as he is now
-- (blindflatearthernewcomp):
Are: you: still: here? Must: we: have: to: hear: your: anoing: crying?

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really nigga?

I've been hear since the beginning...u: still: here? Must: we: have: to: hear: your: anoing: crying?

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I've been hear since the beginning...

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