Application for Community Administrator Position
Back to Threads Archive#1 Jonathan Archived
Dear Esteemed Elten English Community Members,
I am writing to express my interest in the position of Community Administrator for our beloved Elten English Community Group. I believe that with my unique set of skills and perspectives, I can bring a breath of fresh air to our community, even if that air is a little, um, stale.
Firstly, let me introduce myself. My name is Mortimer Mischief, but you can call me Morty. I have absolutely no experience whatsoever in community management, but I do have a knack for causing chaos wherever I go. Some call me a troublemaker, but I prefer the term "disruptive innovator."
Now, you might be wondering, what exactly qualifies me for this role? Well, let me tell you, I have a deep-seated passion for disorganization and disarray. I firmly believe that rules are meant to be broken and guidelines are merely suggestions. Structure? Who needs it! Order? Overrated!
As your Community Administrator, I promise to uphold the values of confusion and mayhem. Here's a sneak peek into my master plan to destroy the group:
1.
Change all the group rules to something completely nonsensical, like "Thou shalt communicate only in pig Latin on odd-numbered days."
2.
Introduce a weekly event called "Random Ban Day" where I'll ban members at random, just for kicks and giggles.
3.
Flood the group with irrelevant memes, cat videos, and conspiracy theories to distract everyone from any meaningful conversation.
4.
Encourage heated debates on controversial topics like pineapple on pizza or whether socks should be worn with sandals.
5.
Implement a strict "No English Allowed" policy just to see how long it takes for someone to notice.
6.
Organize a community-wide scavenger hunt where the prize is a lifetime ban from the group.
7.
And finally, my pièce de résistance, delete all the valuable resources and educational materials, replacing them with my poetry about existential dread and cheese.
I understand that my approach may seem unconventional, but trust me when I say that chaos breeds creativity! Together, we can transform our once orderly community into a beautiful mess of laughter and confusion.
Thank you for considering my application. I eagerly await the opportunity to wreak havoc—I mean, serve—as your esteemed Community Administrator.
Yours chaotically,
Mortimer "Morty" Mischief
#2 thespyde
Hmm, chat GPT?
#3 marchoffmann Archived
Hey, it learned new humor, it was hillarious reading this on tt together Lol.
#4 thespyde
Well, so far, no serious applicants. Typical I reckon.
#5 rudolf
it's so sad how pajper is taking his time to create a new vote and this whole stuff, and then the people who wished that something happens fastly are trolling. thread reported.
#6 Sir-Charlie
Morty has my vote.
#7 ArcticMoon
Chat gpt for admin
#8 GeorgeWu
it's not good to use chat GPT as an admin, and besides, I don't use it anyways.
#9 magistral
LMAO, imagine an AI would be admin
#10 Jonathan Archived
and imagine an AI with these ideas.
#11 karmien
Morty! We don't have time for this! Earth is a boring dimension any way!
#12 Jonathan Archived
I think Mortimer "Morty" Mischief is now very sad. He was so happy to get this job.
lol but still, if I read the bad promt I entered to create this its greaat redicolous.
#13 marchoffmann Archived
Lol. Yall don't have enough humor, especially @rudolf. You didn't bitch about anis's application back then or did you actually? Cmon, morti seems to be a cool dude.
#14 Jonathan Archived
Sir-Charlie, my friend, your support means the world to me! Together, we can revolutionize this community with our unique blend of chaos and charm. Let's shake things up a bit, shall we?
And to you, ArcticMoon, while I appreciate the endorsement, I must admit that a mere mortal like Chat GPT may not be cut out for the madness that lies ahead. But fear not, for Mortimer Mischief is here to lead us into the glorious unknown!
GeorgeWu, I understand your reservations, but trust me, you'll come to appreciate the chaos once you've experienced the thrill of unpredictability. And who knows, maybe you'll find a new use for Chat GPT after all!
Karmien, my dear fellow dimension-traveler, why settle for the mundane when we can embrace the exhilarating chaos of Earth? Together, we'll embark on a journey unlike any other, and who better to lead us than Mortimer Mischief himself? As for the dragonlord and the altschauerberg8, well, let's just say they'll have to wait their turn in the spotlight. Chaos first, enlightenment later!
Let's make some mischief, my friends!
#15 rudolf
it'S a different to create a character with chatGPT which is not existing instead of writing an application for someone with AI. though, both are not the best ways.
-- (marchoffmann):
Lol. Yall don't have enough humor, especially @rudolf. You didn't bitch about anis's application back then or did you actually? Cmon, morti seems to be a cool dude.
--
#16 marchoffmann Archived
Broh again, he didn't want to become admin... Don't you get it.
#17 Sir-Charlie
@15:
I know what Jonathan is doing is dumb.
Jonathan knows what Jonathan is doing is dumb
You know what Jonathan is doing is dumb
Everyone knows that what Jonathan is doing is dumbBut nev
So why then bother moral grandstanding about it in every thread? It's a joke. Loosen up.
#18 djsenter
Lol funny, but spammy and unnecessary, as most of the posts on this forum xD
#19 marchoffmann Archived
#Elect mortiiiiiiiiiiiiy!
#20 daszekmdn
Made my day xD