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Your next/first child has the name of the last meal they ate. What is their name and how much bullying do you think they would get for it?

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#1 DianaCician

Originated by a thing that I had seen on Reddit a few hours ago and I just remembered it.
Say hello to Sandwich xd.
They would do some bullying there I think :(
Edit: I just noticed that I made a mistake in the thread name. Sorry. I'm sleepy

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Edited 2022-03-30 18:25

#2 ArcticMoon

KFC chicken strips? Well. A weird name mine would get lol


2022-03-30 18:39

#3 marchoffmann

hey, cheeseburger! Lol

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2022-03-31 02:52

#4 TimLee

Chips. :S

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2022-03-31 16:38

#5 ArcticMoon

Sorry for offtopic, but see what a healthy life we all live lol


2022-03-31 18:39

#6 marchoffmann

i agree though. It indeed is true. Well not that i eat much about that stuff but funny it is. Hey Cheeseburger! Are your copy's available at McDonallts? Well no. xd

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2022-04-01 18:59

#7 aldenmaster

If you mean the last meal that I ate, then a lot of bullying would be happening, as their name would be seasoned ham.

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2022-04-11 22:55

#8 Sir-Charlie

Fries Von Plentyofbarbecuesauce

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2022-04-12 19:48

#9 techboy

pancake

Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM
2022-04-18 20:42

#10 JHRadio

My next first child eh? lmao are you suggesting I had a previous child in a past life? You entertain me! Mind would have a very long name... Mac and cheese with grilled veggies! Just nickname it Mac for short!


2022-07-06 00:41

#11 aldenmaster

Last time I ate three things. Hot wings would be bad because all of the jokes of the child being too scared. Hushpuppy would either be bullied about barking something or being told to "hush puppy" if they did something annoying. Green bean(s) would be pretty bad too. They would always be known as the new kid.

Off the spinner, to the skinner, it chops off layers, now I'm thinner.
2022-07-06 03:12

#12 JHRadio

hush puppy, you're too loud! Hey bean, know what i mean? scaredy wing? ok that last one, erm no.


2022-07-06 04:25

#13 pollyanna

rice.

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2022-07-06 05:05

#14 JHRadio

Rice, need a device?


2022-07-06 17:25

#15 marchoffmann

bk3 rice ball

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2022-07-06 19:44

#16 Sir-Charlie

Lentle Pease and Rice. Pea brain rice sized cock, maybe?

All that I survey, I could easily destroy. From time to time, it is important to remind these small creatures of the true extent of my power.
2022-07-12 01:22

#17 JHRadio

Or rice sized cock and well the pee as the clit wouldn't be so bad lol


2022-07-12 01:27

#18 techboy

Hard boiled egg?

Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM
2022-07-12 17:03

#19 JHRadio

eww


2022-07-12 17:44

#20 DianaCician

Macaroni and cheese :D

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2022-07-12 20:38