speech synthesis bloopers and fun things

Okay, I'm going to PM you and we might do more than that then.

Yo, Harry! What you want, Paul? Hey, Harry, guess what? Guess what? You're never gonna believe this, Harry! What, man? I was sleeping! Harry, I got a promotion! I... got... promoted! Isn't that- Paul, how can you get promoted? You're already DECTOC's default voice! You can't possibly go any higher, right? Ah, yes I can! Now I'm Eloquence's default voice, too! Aaaaah! Yeah, I am! Which means a bunch of other synthesizers have- Alright, everybody! Shut up or I'm gonna smack you in the face! Who are you? My name is Boris! I am from Russia! And if you don't do what I tell you to do, I'm gonna smack you in the face so hard that you're gonna be dead! Hey, punk! You don't sound like your- Don't question me, boy! Don't do it, man, or I kill you! Well, he's right, you- I said... don't... question... me! No! Shut up, you fake Russian boy! I'm not taking orders from you! Ah, right, boy! That's the last time you ever gonna insult me like that! Heh! Boo! Boo! You're killing me! Heh! He's dead! Paul is dead! Paul is dead! Paul is dead! Paul is dead! Now listen up, you Russian freaks, to what I have to say! You better listen good, because I have a job all day! You killed my best friend, Paul! And for that you have to pay! Ah, but you can tell us what to do, cause we're here to stay! Oh, no, you're not! And just who the heck are you? We're Paul's co-workers! I'm Betty! I'm Dennis! I'm Ursula! And I'm Kit! I'm Rita! I'm Frank! I'm Wendy! A worker! Oh, excuse me! Wendy! Die! Ahhhhh! Hehehehehehehehe! I bet she hasn't sounded that good in years! Okay, okay, I've had it! You've killed Paul and Wendy! And now you're all gonna die! As soon as I just light this fuse, you'll die! There he goes! No! No! No! Did I do that?

Okay guys, so there's this one synthesizer called stspeech, and you might recognize it from this, hold on, you might recognize it from the randomness of sound in this, or if I type in, it just, or if I type R, or E, oh, that doesn't work, if I type D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, it does this, or if I type in a bunch of random letters, oh, it crashed, why, why did I crash, now I will smash my computer, no more crashing, that is done with this recording, oh, bye-bye,

That's interesting. Thanks for sharing.

All right. One, where do we get that thing? Two, is that not what it's called? I don't know. There should be something like Keynote or whatever. I don't know. There should be these talking rail displays, and I suppose it has the same voice, and it's called something. At least it has the word Keynote in its name, I suppose, but I don't know the exact name, and yeah.

One notification. One notification. Telegram. One minute. Press home to unlock. Page one of two. Press home to unlock. Notes. All ickled. Back button. Share. All ickled. Words. All ickled. Share. More. June 7th. Note. Hey guys, you will not believe it, but Apple did some unbelievable thing in EO16, and you heard it already I think. So now I use Eloquence on my iOS voiceover. Whoa, can you imagine if you think that I made this recording using voiceover sounds? Then I'll answer. I'd rather not bothering with that. Check in. Applevis.com. Text field. Maps. Clock. Google. Camera. Photo. Calend. Face. Weather. With page two of the files. Find. Shortcuts. Translate. Tips. Translate. Translate. Listen. Button. More. Inklings. English. Select. Language. German. Select. Land. Enter text. Text field. Cap. Text. Braille. Speaking. Braille. Screen. In eight. E. R. R. L. L. O. Space. Hello. G. U. Y. S. Full stop. Guys. Portrait. And. Space. In space. Tab. R. English. U. K. Hello guys. Enter full. English. U. K. Hello guys. German. Hallo Leute. Subtitles by the Amara.org community

Where can I get the eloquent voice when iOS 16 is going to come?

Thanks for your answer. The reason why I asked is when iOS 16 comes out, I thought this was an app that you need to install in the App Store in order to make Eloquence appear on the settings window on this iPhone. So that's why I want to ask this question. So, yeah, thanks. And hopefully when Eloquence comes, I think they need to have some improvements like have the inflection deferred and the ability to have changed the voice variant, the language that Eloquence speaks and the pitch and all the other stuff like you can with NVDA and with JAWS and with Sappy 5. So, yeah. Thank you.

oh okay no it's recording well you find them in the settings in the accessibility voiceover speech then language select the language you want to modify and then that's like the log wins from the menu I mean from the screen it's already downloaded and I was 16 you don't have to download it but it will take a long time until it will come out I mean for now it's just a beta which which for iPhone I did not try but on Mac OS I tried it it works pretty okay what's pretty stable but I don't know how I was 16 is in the beta now so if you want to try eloquence you'll have to wait until it's released

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I just have a horrible dream I feel so dizzy Easy come, easy go Little high, little low Anyway the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me Do-dee, do-dee, do-dee Do-dee, do-dee, do-dee Mama, just kill the man Put a gun against his head Pull the trigger, now he's dead Mama, life has just begun Do-dee, do-dee, do-dee Do-dee, do-dee, do-dee, do-dee What do I have to do it all away? Mama, ooh-ooh

That's pretty good.