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If the police break down your door, do they have to pay for the damage? :P

Ask them? P

sure

ofcourse yes

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They have to bring me all of the marijuana taken from other criminals

Yes. They broke it. And if you break it, you pay for it, if it is someone's things. Same concept as debt. You buy too much, you have to pay that back. I bet the police were involved in that, so it only makes sense for them to pay for your broken door. Maybe not as the first thing, but it is something that they should do.

If the police break down your door without reason, IE, without first obtaining a search warrant, then yes, they should have to pay damages.

Why not?

Yes, they broke it for no reason.

I'd probably give them the challenge to pay in BTC and then let's see if they manage

They sure do.

yes

LOL, wtf. Yes.

yeah, they ain't messin up my shit and gettin away.

yes, because police isn't king, and policing is the act of inforcing the law, not breaking doors.

sure

Yes.

yes

yeah!

Obviously, fuck the police. Better let's fuck in public and smoke marijuana P

yes

What illegal thing would you like to make legal?

Steal. To steal your heart. Yes. Yours dear person who reads this P na to be honest no idea. Whenever I think of something I find something contradictory that doesn't sound attractive

nothing.

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Freedom of speech

I don't know.

I'm honestly not sure how best to answer this question.

Sex in publicity

Self justice.

Being dressed in colours that normally don't fit together, without being watched critically

steeling

parking for more than an hour

idk

the ability to have laughing gas tanks in the home.

kinder surprise eggs. at least int h us anyway.

steeling

Me killing my neighbor.

hmm, hard to say

Pirating games

mariguana

smoking weed

smoking marihuana

If you were arrested, who would you call with your one telephone call? Why that person?

If it's something easily resolved, maybe one of the few people I consider friends and who is in the area or has contacts. If not, then someone relevant to make a prank that could be funny. Or postpone the call for later if they let me

Idk

my mom, because she is the best!

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My friend, to work out a way of escaping.

I'de probably call a parrent, don't know which one. Why, so someone close to me knows.

If I was arrested, I'd call a member of my family, because they're my first point of contact and they deserve to know why I'd be in jail first. Everyone else is secondary.

My dad, because he is the one who supports me the most on my craziness lol

Probably Harry Potter, to give me a broom and fly me out - or even better Sarah! She managed to break into Hoghwarts, so that would be definitely easy for her lol!

911

jeff bezos to bale me out

noone

Hmm, my crush? Don't know.

my girlfriend

if it's a long time in jail, I would tell her saying that I had done nothing wrong, and to forget about me and then kill myself in jail. probably.

my mom, cuz she could do everything

A friend, to say peace out and yeah.

IDK? none.

no one, my family is worth shit

my grandma because she getts me more than my perrents do

i am not calling anyone

If you were given the opportunity to live as long as you want, how long would you want to live?

Until the day I die? Nah. I wannna feel what it feels like to be 100 years old

Until i think i'm done with life.

for always

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not more than 100 years, enough of bloodshet and history repeating itself for one century

That is a question that I can't think of an answer for.

I'd want to live to at least 100, though longer if possible. Certainly no longer than 150.

As long as nobody or no thing would kill me

A week maybe

Until we humans found a way of living sustainable, without war, without destroying our planet and with peace for everyone. And let's hope alltogether that I won't get sooooo old that I'm ugly but still get the oportunity of enjoying this new era!

100years

1000000000000000000 years

Oh, as long as my friends. I think it would be the warst thing to see when all your friends die and you are the last.

200 years.

exactly until the year 3000

70 years

200 years.

I would see. if the world would be more shit and I don't want life anymore, then I would just die. lmao

3528 years

2 more hours

forever

1 month

200

If you could start any business, what business would start, what would it do, and what would it be called?

Not even my life can be managed by its owner, so no business. Thanks

None

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Makaronik, a restaurant with amazing, high quality Polish food, tasting just like the food only my mum can make

I would start a business for fixing computers. I don't know what I would call it.

If I could start any business, I was start one that delt in th tuning of pianos. The name would be King's Keys.

I have no idea tbh lol

Never was very good in the economy lessons, so you'd better hope that I never start a business

asdf corperation. where we make videogames accessable!

I already have a business, and it is called sightless wolf entertainment

Bubbler GMBH. Don't know. Only a joke of me and my friends.

a technology company called dee cussa enterprises. this company would span all areas of tech, and would specialize in all different types of assistive tech for the blind.

fight seen design.com, where fight seens are designed in 10 sekunds using ai, up to an hour of glory.

a business that will make you invent your own invention, it's like a company that you go to and tell the idea of the invention you have in mind, and then we help you create it, whether it was software, hardware or both, it will be called, ummm, invennation, invent, plus, nation, invenation

IDK.

garo productions. lol. I want make a thing where I host servers for mony for everyone, like dsh and other

blazy enterprises, you know, the buisness that does everything

i can not tell you that because i started the registration

If you were a zombie, what famous person’s body would you want to take over?

Vladimir Putin. Would be interesting

None

guide dev's

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Mariusz Pudzianowski, a strong and fit zombie XD

I don't know.

I'm unsure, since I'm not a fan of zombies and don't pay attention to famous people.

I have no idea x2

Would need more time to think about that

elon musk. add accessability to teslas damit

bill gates

none

not sure

someone you don't know

some cool dude.

e, my own.

warren zevon

inna

If you were given a chance to go into space, would you go? Why or why not?

No. Because I'm not passionate about it

No. Way to scarry.

nope, because it's dangerous.

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Yeah, I would be an initiator of a new island or country dedicated to likeminded folks from all slavic countries

Yes. Reason risks are fun.

This is a two-part answer. On one hand, yes, because it would be an amazing experience. on the other hand, no, because as of right now, there are far too many factors to consider where safety and the like are concerned, and too many things can go wrong at any one time.

Why not?

Yes, I want to explore other unknown places.

I definitely would go, to feel the loss of gravity in real!

i would so i can float

No, I would be to scared.

yes, because i want to feel what being weightless is like.

yes, lets go

i won't, other then the lonelyness i'll feel, it'll be so scary

Yes, cause I wanna talk to dem marshins.

I wouldn't

yes, because it would be interesting

i will go because i want to see thinks moving fast and i want to see athoms clowser then from the earth

When you have questions about your life, have you ever consulted a palm reader or fortune teller? Would you?

I would like to. I've always been one of those weird people who believes in things like that but at the same time is skeptical. I would like to see if they are right

would be interesting

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Nope, not me

No. I will just have to figure out the future as it comes. I would use Google to get me started if something is wrong, and then do what I think is good from there.

I have never done this, and would never do so in any event.

If this counts, my dad is a tarot reader and I consult many things with him. But I don't see the tarot as a future prediction, its just something like a gide for me and my choices

Not really, except the Crystal ball built in the Google Assistant just for fun, but I think I wouldn't go to a palm reader or so

Never.

no and no i wouldn't

No, I don't realy think that's help.

yes i would and no i haven't yet.

no, firstable i believe it's a big lie, and secondable it's forbidden in my religion, islam

Nope.

yes

Would you rather forget who everyone else is or who you are?

Better to forget myself to see what people turn me into

Probably rather who i am instead. Other stuff might be really, really hard to process

nope

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Forget all of the pain caused by other people, so probably others

I'de rather forget who I am. You didn't mention memories, just who I am. I'll probably figure out eventually.

Neither, to be honest. Both are equally bad choices.

Who everyone else is

Who I am, because my friends and family form a very big part of me, and they can help re-construct the memories of myself, without them I'd really be lost!

Forgetting who I am and still remembering who everyone else is, should give me clues about myself and the opportunity to talk to others without making anyone notice anything. Forgetting who everyone else is and remembering who I am, is still more preferable though. If I do know who I am, then I can just be clear and tell everyone to reintroduce themselves.

who i am

neither

Who I am.

i'd rather forget who i am, maybe that would get rid of my anxiety.

I would forget noone.

why would i

Who I was.

IDK

I'd rather forget who I am.

I would rather forget who I am, because I am a mistake

it depends

who i am

What do people do that makes you really annoyed when you are with them?

Many things. Really many and if I list them, I'm sure I'll reach the character limit of this edit box. I don't know if there is but still. I'm not a fan of human interactions

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Lose their focus quickly, changing the subject, looking for an argument based only on emotions, trying to impose their views on me, smoking original cigarettes, trying to help me when I don't need it, only engaging in small talk and nothing productive/interesting

A couple. Trying to be more confident than they really are. Just be yourself, don't be a bigger bubble of yourself. Just going on and going on with speaking, depends on that one. Also trying to delay when I have to go. If I have to go, even if I don't want to, I'm gone.

The one thing that annoys me about people is the amount of stupidity that sometimes comes out of their collective mouths when they're around other folks.

Eating with their opened mouth and doing weird noices

Just not accept the reality, or take their own oppinion as the only truth

Their not being with me.

look at this. look see that? oh its over there just look for it!

everything

judge me.

not turning the god damn music down when I ask them to!

Forcing me to hurt their feelings, i'll give you an example, lets say with my sister cuz she does that a looooot, sister, hey do you want me to play my playlist in spotify? Me, no, i'm actually busy right now, sister, ok, here you go, then she plays her playlist in spotify, me, ummm, i said i don't wana hear it? Sister, *continue playing, in this time i don't have anything to do except ignoring, and if i did she gets angry, this doesn't happen only with my sister, it happens with many more

IDK.

oh much

be dismisive of sertain things, such as my phone collection, when things break and blameing it on me, etc

did not respected some of my life motivations

spam

What would you say to scare someone who didn't know you?

Hi. How are you? P

Idk

that I'm scary lol.

<>-0=+.

I have an axe

No answer.

I am in possession of a tactical missile and will not hesitate to use it if given the chance.

I know all your datta lol

I'm not scary (Yes, I'd probably say it like that, because just saying it without reason may already be scary)

i can take my eyes out. but seriously I can though

I am sightless wolf and I do not lke you

there's a pit that's about to open behind you, so don't step back.

I have a really, relly long dick. or something along the lins of that.

i don't know but why would i

I am a killer and yeah.

I honestly don't know

i will come, i will take my people and i will kill you slowly, slowly to see your blood on the floor and after that i am going to take a bottle, puting a little bit of blood in it and i will force you to drink it.

If you were not you, who would you want to be?

Just the best version of me cause isn't me.

I wanna be myself. But if it is the 1 day thing i'd probably be my crush just for this day. Would help me maybe out on the way.

an audio game creator, or someone like that.

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Not a specific person, but someone more confident, more stable financially, in a loving, loyal and honest relationship, with a couple of intelligent, but caring kids preferably boy and girl, with the family in law accepting me and without disabilities

My crush.

I cannot answer this question, because I've never not wanted to be me.

Nobody, I like to be myself

That's a bit similar to the zombie question I think.

a famous youtuber

I would want to bem e

A person who lifes free and hapy with good friends and a family.

not sure. I want to be someone who has no family problems.

someone else

A friend of mine.

Werewolf ofcourse.

anybody but this pece of shit named brandon henderson

no one

If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anybody? Why or why not?

Nah because I'll be asked a lot of questions and again. I'm not a big fan of human interactions or unnecesary atention

Probably not. Who'd believe that anyway.

nope, because noone would believe

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Nope, they wouldn't believe me or do anything about it

How could I tell anyone? I would want to tell someone, just so they aren't freaking out to where I was.

I would not tell anyone, because let's be real. No one would believe it. Or if they did, there would be no proof.

Only my family, because they would be the ones who believe me

If I still could decide about that, I would tell about it.

I would threaten the aliens and bargain with them to not tell anyone about it.

no because i dont like earth

yes, since the government would give me a lot of money to keep it uiet

No, because it won't happen. LOL No, because no one would belive me.

nah, just because.

yes, strate up u government.

depends on how they treat me, better then my family? No, i won't

Nope cause I want those aliens to be all cool with me and stuff.

yeah

yes even though nobody would believe me

yes because i want that everyone to know this„

If all of a sudden, all animals could talk, would you still eat meat?

Nooooooooooooo 20%5

Yeah 32%8

Never thought about it 32%8

If I would talk to the plate they wouldn't consider me crazy for talking to myself (I'm going to vote for this one as the creator if I vote someday lol) 16%4

Would you like to become the opposite sex? Why or why not?

Yes. I'm female. I always wondered what it's like to be a man. Although I don't know how to explain to men what a woman is like, so it wouldn't be fair to complain.

nah. All good

nope

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Nope, I am happy where and who I am

Hard question. No, I'm fine with mine. But also yes, I want to see what it is like to be the other, just to see what it is like for a day.

No. I am a Christian, and do not believe that you should transition to become another gender. However, if someone chooses to make that choice, I cannot judge them.

Nah, I am good as I am

No, because I don't know how it feels and therefore if I like that, and as I'm pretty happy as-is my answer is no.

No, for religious and biological reasons.

no because i dont

I would not mind, if I had the option

No, I am hapy how I am.

no, i don't condone being trans.

probably not. unless my dick is insulted, in which case yes.

no, it's good as a male

Yes, cause um, reasons.

IDK maybe

hell no

no, it will be stranger

How would you like to die and how old do you want to be when you die?

Die in my sleep. Without pain.

I wanna fall asleep peacefully and die when its the right moment for it i guess,

I don't want to die lol

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Die peacefully while sleeping in bed after smoking a joint and making love with my wife, with my arms wrapped tightly around her. Age? Around 100 like I said, but of course that wouldn't work sexually, so probably 50 60? XD

How would I like to die? I don't want to know, we'll see. How old? I also don't know.

I've never given this much thought, so cannot provide a solid answer.

At least 85 years old

IDK and don't wanna think aout that so clearly.

I just don't want to regret my life.

old age 150

I would like to be immortal

I want to die in peace in sleep. And don't know, mabe 85. Can't say a number.

i want to be 110 years old, and i want to die in my sleep with the love of my life beside me.

going in my sleep probably.

70, while laughing

200, slow.

I want die in peace

thing is, I don't want to die, but if I do?, I want to die in my sleep, and if I do?, I hope to be old enough, like in my 80s at youngest

i want to dye now, i want to dye when i am sleeping