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If the police break down your door, do they have to pay for the damage? :P

yes

Yes. They broke it. And if you break it, you pay for it, if it is someone's things. Same concept as debt. You buy too much, you have to pay that back. I bet the police were involved in that, so it only makes sense for them to pay for your broken door. Maybe not as the first thing, but it is something that they should do.

yeah, they ain't messin up my shit and gettin away.

Ask them? P

They have to bring me all of the marijuana taken from other criminals

They sure do.

Why not?

I'd probably give them the challenge to pay in BTC and then let's see if they manage

yes, because police isn't king, and policing is the act of inforcing the law, not breaking doors.

LOL, wtf. Yes.

sure

yeah!

sure

If the police break down your door without reason, IE, without first obtaining a search warrant, then yes, they should have to pay damages.

Yes.

ofcourse yes

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yes

Yes, they broke it for no reason.

Obviously, fuck the police. Better let's fuck in public and smoke marijuana P

yes

What illegal thing would you like to make legal?

I don't know.

the ability to have laughing gas tanks in the home.

Steal. To steal your heart. Yes. Yours dear person who reads this P na to be honest no idea. Whenever I think of something I find something contradictory that doesn't sound attractive

Freedom of speech

Sex in publicity

Being dressed in colours that normally don't fit together, without being watched critically

kinder surprise eggs. at least int h us anyway.

idk

steeling

Pirating games

I'm honestly not sure how best to answer this question.

Me killing my neighbor.

nothing.

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hmm, hard to say

parking for more than an hour

smoking marihuana

Self justice.

steeling

mariguana

smoking weed

If you were arrested, who would you call with your one telephone call? Why that person?

I'de probably call a parrent, don't know which one. Why, so someone close to me knows.

my girlfriend

If it's something easily resolved, maybe one of the few people I consider friends and who is in the area or has contacts. If not, then someone relevant to make a prank that could be funny. Or postpone the call for later if they let me

My friend, to work out a way of escaping.

911

Probably Harry Potter, to give me a broom and fly me out - or even better Sarah! She managed to break into Hoghwarts, so that would be definitely easy for her lol!

if it's a long time in jail, I would tell her saying that I had done nothing wrong, and to forget about me and then kill myself in jail. probably.

Hmm, my crush? Don't know.

my mom, cuz she could do everything

Idk

If I was arrested, I'd call a member of my family, because they're my first point of contact and they deserve to know why I'd be in jail first. Everyone else is secondary.

A friend, to say peace out and yeah.

my mom, because she is the best!

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IDK? none.

noone

i am not calling anyone

My dad, because he is the one who supports me the most on my craziness lol

jeff bezos to bale me out

no one, my family is worth shit

my grandma because she getts me more than my perrents do

If you were given the opportunity to live as long as you want, how long would you want to live?

200

That is a question that I can't think of an answer for.

200 years.

Until the day I die? Nah. I wannna feel what it feels like to be 100 years old

not more than 100 years, enough of bloodshet and history repeating itself for one century

As long as nobody or no thing would kill me

Until we humans found a way of living sustainable, without war, without destroying our planet and with peace for everyone. And let's hope alltogether that I won't get sooooo old that I'm ugly but still get the oportunity of enjoying this new era!

exactly until the year 3000

Oh, as long as my friends. I think it would be the warst thing to see when all your friends die and you are the last.

70 years

3528 years

Until i think i'm done with life.

I'd want to live to at least 100, though longer if possible. Certainly no longer than 150.

200 years.

for always

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I would see. if the world would be more shit and I don't want life anymore, then I would just die. lmao

1000000000000000000 years

1 month

A week maybe

100years

2 more hours

forever

If you could start any business, what business would start, what would it do, and what would it be called?

I would start a business for fixing computers. I don't know what I would call it.

a technology company called dee cussa enterprises. this company would span all areas of tech, and would specialize in all different types of assistive tech for the blind.

Not even my life can be managed by its owner, so no business. Thanks

Makaronik, a restaurant with amazing, high quality Polish food, tasting just like the food only my mum can make

Never was very good in the economy lessons, so you'd better hope that I never start a business

fight seen design.com, where fight seens are designed in 10 sekunds using ai, up to an hour of glory.

Bubbler GMBH. Don't know. Only a joke of me and my friends.

a business that will make you invent your own invention, it's like a company that you go to and tell the idea of the invention you have in mind, and then we help you create it, whether it was software, hardware or both, it will be called, ummm, invennation, invent, plus, nation, invenation

None

If I could start any business, I was start one that delt in th tuning of pianos. The name would be King's Keys.

IDK.

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garo productions. lol. I want make a thing where I host servers for mony for everyone, like dsh and other

I already have a business, and it is called sightless wolf entertainment

i can not tell you that because i started the registration

I have no idea tbh lol

asdf corperation. where we make videogames accessable!

blazy enterprises, you know, the buisness that does everything

If you were a zombie, what famous person’s body would you want to take over?

I don't know.

none

Vladimir Putin. Would be interesting

Mariusz Pudzianowski, a strong and fit zombie XD

Would need more time to think about that

not sure

someone you don't know

None

I'm unsure, since I'm not a fan of zombies and don't pay attention to famous people.

some cool dude.

guide dev's

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bill gates

inna

I have no idea x2

elon musk. add accessability to teslas damit

warren zevon

If you were given a chance to go into space, would you go? Why or why not?

Yes. Reason risks are fun.

yes, because i want to feel what being weightless is like.

No. Because I'm not passionate about it

Yeah, I would be an initiator of a new island or country dedicated to likeminded folks from all slavic countries

Why not?

I definitely would go, to feel the loss of gravity in real!

yes, lets go

No, I would be to scared.

i won't, other then the lonelyness i'll feel, it'll be so scary

No. Way to scarry.

This is a two-part answer. On one hand, yes, because it would be an amazing experience. on the other hand, no, because as of right now, there are far too many factors to consider where safety and the like are concerned, and too many things can go wrong at any one time.

Yes, cause I wanna talk to dem marshins.

nope, because it's dangerous.

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I wouldn't

i will go because i want to see thinks moving fast and i want to see athoms clowser then from the earth

Yes, I want to explore other unknown places.

i would so i can float

yes, because it would be interesting

When you have questions about your life, have you ever consulted a palm reader or fortune teller? Would you?

No. I will just have to figure out the future as it comes. I would use Google to get me started if something is wrong, and then do what I think is good from there.

yes i would and no i haven't yet.

I would like to. I've always been one of those weird people who believes in things like that but at the same time is skeptical. I would like to see if they are right

Nope, not me

Never.

Not really, except the Crystal ball built in the Google Assistant just for fun, but I think I wouldn't go to a palm reader or so

No, I don't realy think that's help.

no, firstable i believe it's a big lie, and secondable it's forbidden in my religion, islam

would be interesting

I have never done this, and would never do so in any event.

Nope.

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If this counts, my dad is a tarot reader and I consult many things with him. But I don't see the tarot as a future prediction, its just something like a gide for me and my choices

no and no i wouldn't

yes

Would you rather forget who everyone else is or who you are?

who i am

I'de rather forget who I am. You didn't mention memories, just who I am. I'll probably figure out eventually.

i'd rather forget who i am, maybe that would get rid of my anxiety.

Better to forget myself to see what people turn me into

Forget all of the pain caused by other people, so probably others

Forgetting who I am and still remembering who everyone else is, should give me clues about myself and the opportunity to talk to others without making anyone notice anything. Forgetting who everyone else is and remembering who I am, is still more preferable though. If I do know who I am, then I can just be clear and tell everyone to reintroduce themselves.

Who I am, because my friends and family form a very big part of me, and they can help re-construct the memories of myself, without them I'd really be lost!

I would forget noone.

Who I am.

why would i

I'd rather forget who I am.

Probably rather who i am instead. Other stuff might be really, really hard to process

Neither, to be honest. Both are equally bad choices.

Who I was.

nope

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IDK

neither

it depends

Who everyone else is

who i am

I would rather forget who I am, because I am a mistake

What do people do that makes you really annoyed when you are with them?

spam

A couple. Trying to be more confident than they really are. Just be yourself, don't be a bigger bubble of yourself. Just going on and going on with speaking, depends on that one. Also trying to delay when I have to go. If I have to go, even if I don't want to, I'm gone.

judge me.

Many things. Really many and if I list them, I'm sure I'll reach the character limit of this edit box. I don't know if there is but still. I'm not a fan of human interactions

Lose their focus quickly, changing the subject, looking for an argument based only on emotions, trying to impose their views on me, smoking original cigarettes, trying to help me when I don't need it, only engaging in small talk and nothing productive/interesting

Their not being with me.

Just not accept the reality, or take their own oppinion as the only truth

not turning the god damn music down when I ask them to!

Forcing me to hurt their feelings, i'll give you an example, lets say with my sister cuz she does that a looooot, sister, hey do you want me to play my playlist in spotify? Me, no, i'm actually busy right now, sister, ok, here you go, then she plays her playlist in spotify, me, ummm, i said i don't wana hear it? Sister, *continue playing, in this time i don't have anything to do except ignoring, and if i did she gets angry, this doesn't happen only with my sister, it happens with many more

The one thing that annoys me about people is the amount of stupidity that sometimes comes out of their collective mouths when they're around other folks.

IDK.

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oh much

everything

did not respected some of my life motivations

Eating with their opened mouth and doing weird noices

look at this. look see that? oh its over there just look for it!

be dismisive of sertain things, such as my phone collection, when things break and blameing it on me, etc

What would you say to scare someone who didn't know you?

No answer.

there's a pit that's about to open behind you, so don't step back.

Hi. How are you? P

I have an axe

I'm not scary (Yes, I'd probably say it like that, because just saying it without reason may already be scary)

I have a really, relly long dick. or something along the lins of that.

i don't know but why would i

Idk

I am in possession of a tactical missile and will not hesitate to use it if given the chance.

I am a killer and yeah.

that I'm scary lol.

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I am sightless wolf and I do not lke you

i will come, i will take my people and i will kill you slowly, slowly to see your blood on the floor and after that i am going to take a bottle, puting a little bit of blood in it and i will force you to drink it.

I know all your datta lol

i can take my eyes out. but seriously I can though

I honestly don't know

If you were not you, who would you want to be?

My crush.

Just the best version of me cause isn't me.

Not a specific person, but someone more confident, more stable financially, in a loving, loyal and honest relationship, with a couple of intelligent, but caring kids preferably boy and girl, with the family in law accepting me and without disabilities

That's a bit similar to the zombie question I think.

not sure. I want to be someone who has no family problems.

A person who lifes free and hapy with good friends and a family.

someone else

Werewolf ofcourse.

I wanna be myself. But if it is the 1 day thing i'd probably be my crush just for this day. Would help me maybe out on the way.

I cannot answer this question, because I've never not wanted to be me.

A friend of mine.

an audio game creator, or someone like that.

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no one

Nobody, I like to be myself

a famous youtuber

anybody but this pece of shit named brandon henderson

If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anybody? Why or why not?

How could I tell anyone? I would want to tell someone, just so they aren't freaking out to where I was.

nah, just because.

Nah because I'll be asked a lot of questions and again. I'm not a big fan of human interactions or unnecesary atention

Nope, they wouldn't believe me or do anything about it

I would threaten the aliens and bargain with them to not tell anyone about it.

If I still could decide about that, I would tell about it.

yes, strate up u government.

No, because it won't happen. LOL No, because no one would belive me.

depends on how they treat me, better then my family? No, i won't

Probably not. Who'd believe that anyway.

I would not tell anyone, because let's be real. No one would believe it. Or if they did, there would be no proof.

Nope cause I want those aliens to be all cool with me and stuff.

nope, because noone would believe

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yeah

yes, since the government would give me a lot of money to keep it uiet

yes because i want that everyone to know this„

Only my family, because they would be the ones who believe me

no because i dont like earth

yes even though nobody would believe me

If all of a sudden, all animals could talk, would you still eat meat?

Nooooooooooooo 20%5

Yeah 32%8

Never thought about it 32%8

If I would talk to the plate they wouldn't consider me crazy for talking to myself (I'm going to vote for this one as the creator if I vote someday lol) 16%4

Would you like to become the opposite sex? Why or why not?

Hard question. No, I'm fine with mine. But also yes, I want to see what it is like to be the other, just to see what it is like for a day.

no, i don't condone being trans.

Yes. I'm female. I always wondered what it's like to be a man. Although I don't know how to explain to men what a woman is like, so it wouldn't be fair to complain.

Nope, I am happy where and who I am

No, for religious and biological reasons.

No, because I don't know how it feels and therefore if I like that, and as I'm pretty happy as-is my answer is no.

probably not. unless my dick is insulted, in which case yes.

No, I am hapy how I am.

no, it's good as a male

nah. All good

No. I am a Christian, and do not believe that you should transition to become another gender. However, if someone chooses to make that choice, I cannot judge them.

Yes, cause um, reasons.

nope

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IDK maybe

I would not mind, if I had the option

no, it will be stranger

Nah, I am good as I am

no because i dont

hell no

How would you like to die and how old do you want to be when you die?

How would I like to die? I don't want to know, we'll see. How old? I also don't know.

i want to be 110 years old, and i want to die in my sleep with the love of my life beside me.

Die in my sleep. Without pain.

Die peacefully while sleeping in bed after smoking a joint and making love with my wife, with my arms wrapped tightly around her. Age? Around 100 like I said, but of course that wouldn't work sexually, so probably 50 60? XD

I just don't want to regret my life.

IDK and don't wanna think aout that so clearly.

going in my sleep probably.

I want to die in peace in sleep. And don't know, mabe 85. Can't say a number.

70, while laughing

I wanna fall asleep peacefully and die when its the right moment for it i guess,

I've never given this much thought, so cannot provide a solid answer.

200, slow.

I don't want to die lol

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I want die in peace

I would like to be immortal

i want to dye now, i want to dye when i am sleeping

At least 85 years old

old age 150

thing is, I don't want to die, but if I do?, I want to die in my sleep, and if I do?, I hope to be old enough, like in my 80s at youngest