http://youtube.com/watch?v=8zeiFIbTsls

techboy this link is to you

oh that's pure gold

Once i had english lesson and in a book i got a sentence dan and emma were happily walking at the beach at 10 this morning. Then i sent it to my friend and we replaced the word beach with some other word and made a story about dan emma and bitch at 10 this morning.

Where are our posts? Khmm

I don't know. They apparrently got removed by "offers request." Not sure if what he means, maybe he meant "author's?" In that case, I never requested such thing, and never really saw what was going on.

@charles, I was just laughing at one of the poaster's recordings, the one where the voice pitch was moveing up and down. It's too bad his account is archived so I couldn't reply to it. dorrectly.

Gotta love when posts are just removed for no reason at all.

Okay, I have a good one that happened. Last Wednesday, at around 5 PM, our smoke alarms kept going off. You can press a button on them to make them stop if there is no fire. Because it was fine, my dad was looking for something to press the button with, while we were all plugging our ears, and I had the bright idea of giving him my cane. My dad is one of the kindest people, but he had it out for that smoke alarm. Now, I guess Ambu tech must make their canes to survive the apocalypse or something, because my dad hit the button, and put a hole right through the top of the smoke alarm. On top of all that, it was still beeping. We tried to take it out of the sealing, but it was hard wired. We called the non-emergency line of the fire department to tell us how to un do the alarm so we could try changing the batteries, and they had to come over. They were able to take it out, but I think we need a new one.

Sounds like the plastics were compromised from a previous installation in which it may or may not have been burnt to a crisp; I dunnow. I'm surprised an Ambutech was able to cause that mass destruction. Now, if the fiberglasscnes with those horrid metal tips didn't bend so much, that would make more sense.

There was a camp for the blind which I attended, and there was this fellow who was, I believe, attracted to female feet. Anyway, he kept trying to touch the feet of the ladies present, and they kept fleeing from him. At first I didn't know what was going on, but then one explained it to me in whispers... so, I just laughed while listening to the chaos around me.

dude wtf? Also this girl on the bus on the way back from a track and field meet we were singing on the bus and this girl kept screeming about WHERE'S MA AIR PODS I want ma air pods give me my air pods! and it was slightly funny.
Later that night I did say shut the light and turn the door off by accident and that was pretty funny.
and I accidentally said disclosure by latch instead of the propper way latch by disclosure and my friends laughed at me about it but it was still funny.

people, what. The. What the hell? And I thought I'm not a normal guy. Yeah... I am probably... Um. Pfew, I just can't even try to imagin that those people exist, do they?

They certainly do exist!

pfew. I'm just... Well then.

every Saturday, my brother hosts karaoke on his discord server. well, I should say we both do since I cohost, but there was one time we couldn’t do it over discord because he was actually visiting me for a few days (we only really get to see each other twice a year so when we do we are not online much) and I had gotten a microphone for my birthday that had an attachment to one of my bigger speakers and I gave my brother the microphone so he can do his solo and he forgot that he was holding it so he was not using it so I asked him Ethan are you going to use the microphone and he says oh yeah I forgot about that. screams Hello hi into it (on beat by the way which was cool) and I didn’t expect my microphone volume to be so loud so it actually shook my door and we had to restart the song and I’m so happy i recorded it because it gets me every single time.