if you meet your screen reader's voice in real, what is the first thing you'll do/say to her/him?

that that's is not the same as sets. Also that i want her to speak even faster then now

It depends on which voice I'm using. I might not say anything to it, just grab and hug, he-he!

Few lol. Imagine hugging some weird eloq/vocalizer xd

I personally would ask it what it thinks about me and all the stuff I had it read and thank it to keep up with me rofl.

dear elequince. I would just like to inform you that it's a bit strange that your standing in frunt of me right now, given that you're a synthasized voice model, or at leest clame to be.
has it happened, are you here, along with your race of aliens to come take over the world and clame it for the glorious empire of IBM? or are you a spy sent down by said alien race to see why exactly it is that jaws sucks? because if so, I can give you the answer. It's simply that... visparro is a scam!
Anyway, all that and a side of pixels aside, given, of cource that you've been my trusted TTS for the last 4 1/2 years, I am of cource blind. what do you look like? Are you that averege 1.80CM american male? or are you simply what many people think of you as? that being the tiney blob of code on a server in california somewhere?
I apreciate your cooperation. your's untruely: A proud NVDA user

LOL, that's classic!

Yeah it would be a pleasure to meet with eSpeak Max lol
When we were children, we with friends usually joked about what our voices might think about us while reading. They could go like hmm, I'm sorry but I am not going to read this shit any further, yaaawn this is boring, turn this off.
And when I started to read the Witcher and the android app had a glitch which for some reason sometimes stopped the playback of a very old version of Profivox, a hungarian synthesizer. Then I was like yeah, I guess profivox doesn't want to read any further, and I understand the feelings of everyone, but I still want to read it until the end :D

"Jesus Christ! Who drugged me?"

will you marry me?

Why hello, there, ESpeak, my man! Don't you dare tell anyone what I made you read, our reputations are at stake! lol