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Okay, that two of them are pretty funny. That first one that you used for the e-speak for the numbers, that metronome actually comes from a Casio keyboard. I knew it because I'm playing Casio keyboard and it has the exact same metronome for each of their keyboards. So yep.
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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we need your support with new, improved technology. Nobody wants that talk with eloquence and keynote gold on them as text-to-speech. We will all come to a halt with an unattractive screech. Nobody wants that talk doing nothing in the house, and they seem to want the comports for a modem and a mouse. I'm plonked on the sideboard, on the sideboard I shall sit, and ladies and gentlemen, he's giving me the sh... Oh dear, oh dear, my time is up. Well, ladies and gentlemen, just drop the money on top of the speech box or donate it to the Royal Blind Society or Digital Equipment Corporation or whatever. The heck they're called. See you later, alligator. Goodbye!
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Sorry, sorry, I can't come to the phone. Leave your name and number after you hear the tone. And the message. You forgot about the message. Ah, yes, the message. Of course. Thank you. Please leave your name and number or you won't get very far. Cause I'm only a machine and don't know who the hell you are.