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Hey Bomberman, on your first post, cool that you're using the Google text-to-speech WaveNet British female voice. I remembered in some of the Google Home games when I sent my Google Assistant to British English.
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Okay so, I am going to be showing this synthesizer, you might know what this is if you hear it. If you don't know what this is, well just listen. I'll actually say what it is. Basically, this is the new NV Speech Player. No longer called NV Speech Player because, well I don't know why the dev did that. Also, soon we're getting Android support. On this thing. Look, we've already got Linux support, but we're getting Android and iOS support soon. Yay! Although, maybe not as much for iOS because I don't use that too much. I might join the test flight for it though. I think. I will.
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Welcome to JAWS for Windows. Please relax while Dr. JAWS examines your system. This may take a couple of minutes. Dr. JAWS. Edit Dr. JAWS is diagnosing your system. Dr. JAWS has found config files for JFW which you have spent hours and hours configuring for each of your synthesizers and applications. Dr. JAWS has no back quote F U C K I N G respect for you. Or your settings files either. Go back to using that buggy excuse for a product that was Window Eyes, bitch.
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Landon that's nice to post it here and if you want you can post a second one I don't I don't see that spamming so yeah thanks for sharing as always
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Dr. Jaws. Edit Dr. Jaws is diagnosing your system. Dr. Jaws has found config entries for JFW which you have spent months upon months configuring for all of your applications, plus dictionary entries for your 20,000 fucking synthesizers that can't pronounce jack shit correctly. Dr. Jaws has no fucking respect for you, nor your bitch ass settings files. Now go back to DOS, where you belong. Here. Take your deck talk express and get out. Oh, and Windowize is waiting for you.